A Candidate for Auction

Air: "Lucy Long"

 

Our candidate's for auction,

We'll sell him rarely low"

He's just come back from the "Holy See"

To be made a "holy show"

So now's your time to buy us,

Let each his offer call

We'll sell him cheap, as we're short of cash,

"Dark-lantern" "grip" and all.

 

Chorus:

Who bids for Millard Fillmore,

 

Tis "Ex-pres" is bound to go;

He's just come back from the Holy See

To be made "holy show."

 

By accident exalted

To the presidential chair.

He went abroad and blew his horn

With a braggart flunkey's air;

He traversed the Campagna,

And kissed the Pope's big toe,

But he s not the man for our campaign ,

And so we'll sell him low.

 

Chorus:

Who bids for Millard Fillmore,

Tis "Ex-pres" is bound to go;

He's just come back from the Holy See

To be made "holy show."

 

A mansion on the Thames had he,

A castle on the Maine;

He lived six weeks upon the Spree,

For ten he was "on-Seine."

He had a sweet and fair retreat

Where the Rhine's dark waters flow;

He also had a well-kept seat

Upon the quiet Pc.

 

Chorus:

So who will bid for Fillmore,

Fresh from the Spree and Po?

We coaxed him back from the Holy See

To make him "holy show!"